Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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