I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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