K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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