i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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