Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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