My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Randomize
