Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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