Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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