just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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