Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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