Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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