That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Randomize
