VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
it's like heaven, but drunker
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I wear drunk well.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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