Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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