he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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