I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
its not stalking. its research.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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