is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Randomize
