She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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