i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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