I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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