i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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