When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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