I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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