my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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