Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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