Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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