I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
This is my gift to your gina
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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