You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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