Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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