I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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