she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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