Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Hippo gnu deer
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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