I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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