How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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