I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
