Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
home. puking in laundry basket.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We left an ass print on the piano.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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