love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Bring me that man meat
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Randomize
