found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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