Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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