how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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