at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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