i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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