But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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