Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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