meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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