Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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