Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
barbara walters just said penis...
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
How naked do you want me to be?
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