This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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