I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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