Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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